Ventje concurrentje was al jaren onze fan
Hij kocht al onze CD's en ging toen zelf oefenen
Hij nam een demo¹tje op en dacht toen: 'Hoor is wat ik ken!'
Hij stuurde hem naar Ramp, want hij voelde zich de 'man'
Maar voor Ramp was het simpelweg niet goed genoeg
Ik reageerde nog subtiel: 'Misschien wil jij wel iets te vroeg'
Dat was niet wat hij wou horen, dus toen werd het ventje boos
Nu is hij niet onze fan meer, nee, hij dist ons al een poos!

Je bent een ventje-concurrentje
Gewoon een ventje-concurrentje
Je wou net als ons zijn met je bandje
Maar ach

When I was 10 I had a live in babysitter, she had a pet
Kangaroo wore big breasts and feathers. She gave me ice
Cream every time I screamed and hollered and I loved her till I
Caught her sexing my father.

She gonna hurt you daddy never again, she wasn't a friend, so
I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy never again she wasn't
A friend, so I killed her.

When I was 13 the plumber stopped by, the house was flooding
And no one knew why. Within no time at all he got
Rid of the water and I was grateful till I caught him plunging
My mother.

He gonna hurt you momma never again, he wasn't a friend, so
I killed him. He gonna hurt you momma never again he wasn't
A friend so I killed him, she gonna hurt your daddy never again,
She wasn't a friend, so I killed her. She gonna hurt you daddy
Never again she wasn't a friend, so I killed her.

And I don't feel bad about it. Say what? And I don't feel bad
About it. These are my fondest childhood memories. I was just
A kid, so they let me go despite the murders that I did – all
Grown up now as u can see, my parents are still happily
Married thanks to me.

These are my fondest childhood memories

I'll Be Your Baby Tonight Everything's Wrong Adelle Yvonne Won't Come Out To Play It's Allright Rain On The Scarecrow Revolution (With Rage Against The Machine) Sentimiento Original Ghost Riders Pretty Girl(The Way) Ballad Of Youth A World Without Love Living In Fear (featureing The Judge) Gloria I Only Eat Candy Somebody's Gotta Feel This One More Time Dancing In The Moonlight Hook In Mouth Flow Blindfold Bald-Headed Girl I Will Be Here For You Ice House

Como Olvidar Why You Smile Inhale Isto Aqui O Que é Vsak Jednou Budu Taky Mlady ! Intro Seven Years Of Momentum Aunque No Sea Conmigo (Dueto Con Celso PiñA) DragonFly Gimme Some Lovin' Herz an Herz Like There Ain't No Yesterday Belgium Native Anthem Text Wir Werden Gleich Sein Just Missed The Train Temporary Madness Tomorrow Night When Ancient Spirits Battled No Amarres Fuego It's for living His Name Is Legs (Ladies And Gentlemen) Giants Going Nowhere For A While Paparazzi (With Adds)